[Elle Beau:] I would like to introduce our first guest post! This template comes courtesy of an anti-MLM activist named Abigal Devereaux. She has devised a courteous, diplomatic letter/email/social media message template, perfect for responding to any unsolicited MLM-shilling messages you may receive on social media. I know it is so tempting to tell them to F**K OFF, but sometimes a more gentle approach is needed, especially if it is someone you care for. Over to you, Abigail!